Monday, October 8, 2007

What Happens When You Have a Really Boring Lecture...

Later, on Sproul Plaza:

Solicitor: "Would you like to take part in this program/event/organization?" (Tries to hand out flyer.)
Me
: (Holding a bag in my unmarked hand, with a British accent.) "I am forbidden from taking your paper."
Solicitor: "C'mon, man. Just take it."
Me: (Lifting marked hand) "Do you see this hand? Does it look like it can hold your flyer?"
Solicitor: "Um...what is that?"
Me: "The only thing I am allowed to grasp with this hand is the hand of another member of the Kar'que."
Solicitor: "Um...is that a religion?"
Me: "You will learn of us in time..."

4 comments:

julie said...

Dude, you are a freak. Where do you come up with this stuff. I can just imagine what the other guy was thinking!
From your mother who loves you, and bore you....good thing I didn't "bore" you.

Julie said...

PS Very cool hand! Cudos

Julie said...

Drew...that would be a pretty awesome tatoo. I might even change my thinking for that one. Imagine the conversations it would inspire for years to come.
I say consider it.
PS It seems I am the only one who has anything to say about this!u

Christopher said...

It reminds me of your old Neo Deus motto: "Worship us, so one day you may become like us."

-Comrade Chavez