Comments on The Lobotomist's Coma: Awkward Moments Ahoy!

Some of my women friends were pressured by their p...

2007-04-02T01:12:00.000-07:00

Some of my women friends were pressured by their parents and relatives to have a relationship with me...

Despite their lobbying, nothing ever happens.

-Comrade Chavez

Enteratianing? the whole place smelled of slow-coo...

2007-03-30T12:27:00.000-07:00

Enteratianing? the whole place smelled of slow-cooked chickhen. I messed up my wrist again. had a headache the whole time. got a bloody nose (something I just don't get). Mark got one parking ticket, one speeding ticket. I probably won't be able to see him again for a while. we didn't get back to L.A. until 11:30. saw Luis (he and his are doing well) at 1am. didn't get home til 2 all for a few days hanging out with a guy who insisted on taking us on a tour of some rinky-dinky college and pointing out landmarks that we really weren't interested in seeing. at the end I ask Mark if it was worth it? "Oh fuck yeah!"

"do you wanna have sex with my daughter?"

i don't know about you, but that sounds like an invite to me. ;)

so... did you bone his daughter?

it's definitely possible to be a concerned, overp...

2007-03-29T10:58:00.000-07:00

it's definitely possible to be a concerned, overprotective parent who's still well-mannered about it, but quite frankly, asking a sranger that kind of question that bluntly gives me the impression that the father's a creep. i mean, i'd be mortified if i found out that mine went about asking my male RA/housing affiliates of any sort if they wanted to have sex with me. mortified and nauseated and maybe pretending not to know him in public.

Dude, NICE! VERY nice!

2007-03-29T02:11:00.000-07:00

Dude, NICE! VERY nice!